Release Date: Wednesday, May 4th 2011
Things To Do: Saturday, May 7
Jay Mohr, The comedian, well known thanks to television shows like "Saturday Night Live" and movies such as "Jerry Maguire," appears at the new downtown spot, Stand Up Live. He made regular appearances on the shoe "Ghost Whisperer" with Jennifer Love Hewitt and even had his own show, "Gary Unmarried" on CBS. He's coming to Phoenix on a live comedy tour to share some of his stories from his new book, "No Wonder My Parents Drank." Stand Up Live, 50 W. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 480.719.6100, Thursday, May 5 to Sunday, May 8, times vary, $30
"Rubber", Rubber is a movie about a tire named Robert that was abandoned in the desert and mysteriously comes to life. As he roams the desert, he discovers he has telepathic powers that allow him to destroy anything he wants without moving. He is content with destroying small animals and random objects, but he soon grows bored. Then a beautiful woman crosses his path and he turns his sights toward killing humans. Robert leaves a path of destruction everywhere he goes and becomes a force to be reckoned with. Madcap Theaters, 730 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.634.5192, Friday, May 6 and Saturday, May 7, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $8
LepreCon Convention, This convention is about celebrating the best in Science Fiction and Fantasy art. John Picacio and Darrel K. Sweet are the guests of honor at this convention and they are both award winning artists. Elizabeth Bear and Sarah Monette the co writers of "A Companion to Wolves" will also be there. Seanan McGuire will be the musical guest and she is both a singer and an author. There will also be guided tours through all of the art shows and a huge gaming area to play video games for more experienced players. The Tempe Mission Palms Hotel, 60 E. Fifth Street, Tempe, 480.894.1400, Thursday, May 5 to Sunday, May 8, times vary, $15-$40
PHOENIX PET EXPO, Pets are truly amazing with their unconditional love, so it's only right that their owners show some appreciation, too. At the Phoenix Pet Expo, you're encouraged to play, shop, learn and adopt all you can. More than 250 animal-friendly exhibitors and rescue groups will be there for all your pet needs. Dogs, cats, birds, lizards – they've got ‘em covered! Watch or participate in activities with your furry friends like Splash Dogs, the fashion show, costume contest and more. You'll never be more tempted to take home a pet. So go ahead, you know you want one.
Universityof Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, 480.478.0151, Saturday, May 7, 10 a.m. to 6 a.m., free
ROCKIN' RODEO ROUNDUP, Saddle up, river riders! Salt River Tubing is having a Rockin' Rodeo Roundup for its 30th anniversary celebration and you're invited to float your way down the water in a cowboy hat and chaps. This bash features live entertainment, line dancers (yeehaw!), and giveaways. If you're one of the first thousand cowpokes there, you'll get yourself a nice cowboy boot koozie. There's nothing better than floating half-submerged in the cool water on a hot Valley day, especially when friends and beer are bountiful and everybody thinks they're Billy the Kid. Lassoing skills are encouraged to reel in stray tubers and Western outfits are welcomed. Best Cowboy and Cowgirl tuber costumes will win free passes for another visit. Lower Salt River, 2824 North Power Road, Mesa, 480.984.3305, Saturday, May 7, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., $15 per person per tube
DERBY DAYS, Can't make it to Kentucky for the big horse race? No worries, just head on over to Turf Paradise, the local racetrack. You can watch the race with other horse fans in the grandstands or in the clubhouse. Prizes will be given for the best Derby attire and Derby bonnet. As you watch the big race, there will also be live races going on the track, as well. There will be bounce inflatables for the kids and two different types of all-day buffets for the adults. We can almost smell the bluegrass from here. Turf Paradise, 1501 W Bell Road, Phoenix, 602.942.1101, Saturday May 7, First live race is 11:35 a.m. and the Derby starts at 3:25 p.m., $5
LESLIE'S LUCKY DUCKY DERBY, The 24th annual Ducky Derby has some pretty big goals. The rubber duck-racing event hopes to swim up from 20,000 ducks last year to 40,000 this year. But we don't care how outrageous the duck count gets - we can get behind a kooky event that raises money for Arizona charities and kids. The duck race (1:30 p.m.) dumps the yellow birds into the water and they float onwards. The grand prize-winning owner of the fastest duck goes home with $10,000. In addition to cheering on your lucky duck, kids can eat, play games, take pictures in a photo booth, get their fingerprints done by Scottsdale Police Department and more. Buy a quacker at any Leslie's Pool Supply Stores in Phoenix or online. Scottsdale Waterfront, 7025 E. Via Soleri Drive, Scottsdale, 480.222.0922, Saturday, May 7, 11 a.m., $5 per duck
"QUEER ON THEIR FEET", Jennie McNulty and Diana Yanez's show is a little bit comedy, improv and gay. It's also a whole lot of hilarity and anti anti-gay. These two comics are lesbians who are making a difference through an irresistible medium: laughter. They confront homophobia head on with their stand up routines and audience-suggested improv scenarios. These chicks are funny. Gay prejudice isn't. So open up your mind, hear their stories and have a laugh or fifty. Rainbow Cactus Bar, 15615 N. Cave Creed Road, Phoenix, 602.971.1086, Saturday, May 7, 8 p.m., $10
"MORTAL KOMBAT" TOURNAMENT, What's more wonderful than the sound of a super manly voice screaming "FINISH HIM!" near the end of a Mortal Kombat fight? Not much, gaming friends, not much. That why Bookmans is putting your ultimate fighting/virtual homicide/fantasy battle skills to the test. Use whatever crazy skills your fighter has and go apeshit against your opponents to take them down. There's no mercy in this video game. The PS3, double-elimination tournament will award $100 to the first place winner, $50 to second and $25 to third. And that sounds like something worth fighting for. Bookmans, 1056 S. Country Club Drive, Mesa, 480.835.0505, Saturday, May 7, 12 p.m., free
Andrew Norelli, Norelli mixes East Coast and West Coast funny business in hilarious harmony. Stand Up Scottsdale, 5101 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.882.0730, Friday and Saturday, May 6 and 7, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., $15-$20
Mama-Rama, Come celebrate Mother's Day at a show that's family-friendly. Moms get $2 off their ticket. National Comedy Theatre, 1111 S. Longmore Road, Mesa, 602.374.5638, Friday and Saturday, May 6 and 7, 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., $10-$12
Mother's Day Comedy Show, Show your mom how much you really love her at this mother-loving show. She's free when she brings you! Jester'z, 7117 E. McDowell Road, Scottsdale,480.423.0120, Friday, and Saturday, May 6 and 7, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $6-$8
David Testroet, "The Big Guy" will crack you up with his unique harmonica-style comedy. The Comedy Spot, 7117 E. Third Avenue, Scottsdale, 480.945.4422, Friday and Saturday, May 6 and 7, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., Sunday, May 8, 7 p.m., $10-$12
ASU baseball vs. Long Beach State, Watch the third-ranked Sun Devils as they take on the 49ers. Packard Stadium, 201 S. Packard Drive, Tempe, 480.727.0000, Friday and Saturday, May 6 and 7, 6:30 p.m., Sunday, May 8, 12:30 p.m., $7-$15
NationalPublic GardensDay, Come celebrate the beautiful gardens of our world at the Desert Botanical Gardens. The Spring Butterfly Exhibit will be open. Desert Botanical Gardens, 1201 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 602.253.5000, Saturday, May 6, 7 a.m. to 8 p.m., free
Mario Party, Do a Princess Peach scavenger hunt, take pictures with Mario, and create your own mustache at the first ever Mario Party. Bookmans Phoenix, 8034 N. 19th Avenue, Phoenix, 602.433.2055, Saturday, May 7, 11 a.m. to noon, free
Girls on the Run 5k, This run inspires third to sixth grade to be all they can be through a 10-week training program. KiwanisPark, 6111 S. All American Way, Tempe, 480.350. 5201, Saturday May 7, 8 a.m., donations welcome
Mommie Dearest, Originally a book written by Christina Crawford, Joan Crawford's daughter, this cult classic tells the tale of Christina's upbringing. Madcap Theaters, 730 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.634.5192, Saturday May 7, 10 p.m., $10
